Sex & Sox

My passions: Sex and the Boston Red Sox!

Sunday, November 14, 2004

What Sucks Is This...

... lying down on the couch to masturbate my way to my third orgasm of the hour (the first two being the culmination of a long sex session with my amazing boyfriend) and realizing my couch smells like dog piss, so moving over to the love seat and spending nearly the entire remainder of the self-pleasure activity thinking about the fact that I should write about the piss in my blog, which of course makes the sensations a bit less intense and therefore makes it take longer to climax, such that by the time I do I'm so exhausted and my little arm so warn out and my nipples so sore that I barely manage to make my way over to my computer to type this out.

Yeah. That totally sucks.